Being of this stature has come with its own litany of issues (i.e. pants too long, can’t ride on certain amusement park rides, dicks don’t fit, etc…) but an issue that girls probably don’t talk too much about with each other is that women’s pads are pretty much like wearing a boat in your undies.
More recently, I’ve found something that actually fits. U by Kotex fits perfectly – though unfortunately its marketed towards tweens.
Like the assholes who are Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez fans. FUCK.
But that’s not the worst of it. The pads themselves are covered in stars and hearts (and clovers and horseshoes and blue moons). I understand that you’re trying to normalize our monthlies for tweens and I understand why this is important, but are you trying to make them exciting? (‘Cuz you know, bleeding from your nethers isn’t exciting enough.)
It’s a period, not the motherfucking Pride parade.