so! this is being updated through my phone. tonight, laughter luau 44 at Hawaii bar 989 dovercourt red. 8:30-10:30, Matt Collins is hosting for me. I'll be there being fancy and making jokes. free show. also! afterwards punk music and comedy at Duffys by Brock and Bloor. five bucks cover. hosted by Gabe Koury. I think I just stumbled into the headlining spot. come watch me be a goon! happy Friday!
I think my favourite part about riding the TTC is the deaf subway greeter who's always super stoked about the existence of Friday. "Good morning! Thwee more sleeps!". three more sleeps indeed my friend. three more sleeps.
This is a blog, right? I haven't really used it properly as a blog, but I'm going to now. I'M GOING TO DO IT RIGHT NOW GODDAMN IT.
OKAY, this month sucks already.
Honestly, it already sucks. Which is amazing since it hasn't been that long yet.
So I was finally starting to feel like I wasn't getting ass-fucked as hard by life as I usually am. I got a review, got the TINIEST raise (with a lot more responsibility and stress... yay!....I think) and started feeling like I was getting out of debt.
Well, I got reamed out from a superior for being uncouth at a party (I think everything has gotten blown waaay out of proportion - though when I was trying to text my lovah about what happened, he was like "who did you sexually harass now?" how is he always right?).
And my phone has decided to reboot intermittently ... and I'm worried that my alarm on it will stop working (this started once I finally realized how to use voice record on it... so far I've only used it to record sets... and I can only assume that my phone is protesting the constant barrage of subpar jokes - it's attempting to commit suicide rather than listen to me talk about lesbo sex or jail or whatever else it is that I blather about)....
I BOUGHT A METROPASS IN ADVANCE OF MARCH AND IT DISAPPEARED FROM MY DESK AT HOME. So I bought another one to tide me over til I found it... and guess what?! I RIPPED APART MY ROOM AND IT'S GONE. But I thought I had found it (it was the same colour as last year's April metropass) so I gave my replacement to my sis. So I'm buying a third metropass this month... cuz... guess what? I metropass is still cheaper than dropping fares for the rest of the month considering how much I need to use transit. (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck)
Also, I swear too goddamned much.
Yeah, so I then decided to lock my locker with the key to the lock on my locker in my locker today.
That sentence made my head hurt.
So I didn't get to shower after my work out today cuz I couldn't lock my belonging and I travelled all the fucking way back to Rexdale SANS metropass, WHILE STINKY and COLD hoping to find the metropass when I got home (obviously didn't work out)
Also, I unintentionally started a fight with a cracked chick over apples (not kidding. apples. motherfucking apples) and I'm probably gonna get what's coming to me this weekend.
And I still have French homework to do. So there, I've ranted.
Maybe the rest of the month won't be such a shit storm. Hopefully.
Toronto-Based. Carbon-Based. Derp.