I got no game, but guttural sounds,
And pointing at my crotch, but it makes the girls frown.
I got no game, as you can plainly see,
That's why I can't pick up a lady.
Let me know what you think, guys.
Tonight, Laughter Luau 30 at Hawaii Bar, with our awesome headliner Dean Young. Show starts at 8:30pm, ends at 10:30pm, which gives you enough time to go home and watch Deano on MTV's losing it (what a busy night - picture links to facebook event page).
Tomorrow evening at 8:00pm, at Black Swan Comedy (154 Danforth Ave - Second Floor, Toronto, Ontario M4K 1N1) The Dandies present Holodeck Follies, featuring ME! (click on the picture to get to the event link on facebook)!!!
Episode Eight: Academia Nuts
"The crew of the U.S.S. Albatross pick up a special delivery from Starfleet Academy"
The first Wednesday of every month The Dandies take over Black Swan Comedy to showcase the most interesting talent from across the Federation but the night is not for Trekkies alone! Holodeck Follies is a 90-minute variety show filled with music, stand-up, sketch, and Star Trek inspired improv.
This month, The Dandies are joined by sketch comedians, Fancy Sluts, musicians Petra Breiner & Nicole Bauman, and featuring stand-up comedian Rush Zilla
Ensign Alan Leightizer and Jason Zinger and the 10-Forward band will also be on hand.
Join the interactive experience by wearing a Red Shirt! Trivia prizes to be won, Tribble petting zoo, and more!
"With a mix of music, sketch and stand-up features, the show makes for a complete entertainment package" - Toronto.com
$7 at the door.
Toronto-Based. Carbon-Based. Derp.